Let Her Be Happy
Aunt Bess is coming –
a gossip for sure.
Pick up the toys –
put the cat out the door.
Wash all the dishes,
quickly mop up the floor.
Dust of the ceiling –
scrub the old car.
Bathe all the kids –
clean dirt from their nails;
Shampoo your hair,
polish the snails.
Dig out corners, wash doorknobs –
don’t fail;
Have everything shining
and hide all the mail.
Aunt Bess is looking
for everything bad.
Gossiping is all
the pleasure she’s had…
…So – Bring out the toys,
throw food on the floor;
Smear jam on the kids
and mud on the door.
~ Norma Schmid ~