Grandma in her best “I’m a celebrity trying to be incognito” outfit.

Me: “Grandma, I’m going to go out for a while to run some errands.”

Grandma: “You’re going in the seminary…”

Me: “………”

Grandma: “You’re going to the cemetery..?”

Me: “…No, I’m going to the grocery store…”

Grandma: “I hear you not”

Me: (three inches from her face) “I’M GO-ING TO THE GRO-CER-Y STORE”

Grandma: “Oh.  Hahahahahaha!  That’s quite a bit different than the cemetery!  Ok.  Have fun dear.”

She kills me.