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Shushing me. There's still a vital soul in there, despite the physical infirmity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T00:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/10/08/tired/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc_6415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma and I</image:title><image:caption>Also taken a couple of days after her fall...I have so many pictures of Grandma and I just like this...though she's a lot thinner and I'm...not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc_6411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Lady</image:title><image:caption>A picture of Grandma I took just a couple of days after her fall.  She's still a bit of a ham.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T14:57:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/09/27/grandma-fell-down-shes-ok-though/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeper</image:title><image:caption>Grandma looking thin, but sleeping peacefully.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T17:07:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/07/31/grandma-move-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_4328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porch 2</image:title><image:caption>Grandma rests on the porch after a tough move.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_4265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porch</image:title><image:caption>Grandma enjoys the quiet front yard from the porch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T11:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/07/21/what-i-found-while-packing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>envelope</image:title><image:caption>Some of you may recall the post about Grandma cutting up Grandpa's prayerbook.  I found this tucked amongst some important papers.  She hung onto it...I guess she didn't want to get rid of it after all!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flashlight</image:title><image:caption>This flashlight pretty much sums up why I'm taking care of Grandma.  I found this tucked into a drawer.  Clearly the message resonated with her.  I'm doing my best to see she gets her wish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote</image:title><image:caption>This fluttered out from in-between something.  It speaks for itself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2nd grade report card</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T09:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/06/15/remember-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc_4084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc_4079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thinking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc_4070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc_4061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-29T00:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/29/patient-grandma-dinner-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinner</image:title><image:caption>Patient Grandma Dinner # 23:  peanut butter toast, fruit, ensure and water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T12:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/14/an-indelicate-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bathtime</image:title><image:caption>Bath time is a stressful time for seniors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T05:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/12/happy-mothers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bdon Ms day</image:title><image:caption>My brother and sister-in-law sent Grandma this bouquet with balloon and candy for Mother's Day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ms day brunch</image:title><image:caption>Grandma's Mother's Day brunch: eggs scrambled with pecorino-romano cheese and green onions, Bacon, potatoes, toast in the shape of hearts, hot cocoa and meds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T13:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/06/sitting-on-the-porch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc_3853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porch Smile</image:title><image:caption>Here she's explaining how she's going to push her walker down the stairs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc_3849.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snuggie</image:title><image:caption>Snuggie should use this photo in an ad.  And pay us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc_3842.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porch</image:title><image:caption>Grandma likes to watch the world go by on the porch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T16:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/03/the-bedtime-story/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-05T02:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/05/01/two-years-for-a-lifetime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_2201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma strikes an "all-knowing" pose.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T04:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/25/candy-what-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candy tongue</image:title><image:caption>Grandma shows off her "candy tongue".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:30:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/23/im-givin-the-world-heck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ignored Breakfast</image:title><image:caption>Another meal ignored by Grandma.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bedtime</image:title><image:caption>Grandma disappears into her room on the way to bed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T21:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/20/strawberry-french-toast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Strawberry French toast</image:title><image:caption>Strawberry French Toast, bacon, coffee and meds.  Grandma waves from the background.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Strawberry french toast</image:title><image:caption>Strawberry French Toast, bacon, coffee, and meds.  Grandma waves from the background.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-20T17:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/19/more-paintings-from-grandma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (22)</image:title><image:caption>Desolate: This painting was never finished, but I like where it was going.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (21)</image:title><image:caption>Desert Sunset: This painting hangs above Grandma's bed and is one of her favorites.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (20)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T15:03:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/18/youre-just-a-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc_3774.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_3774</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T16:12:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/16/let-her-be-happy-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-16T15:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/14/a-brief-conversation-with-grandma/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-14T20:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/13/breakfast-in-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frittata</image:title><image:caption>Asparagus, Goat Cheese, bacon and garlic frittata, kiwi fruit and twice-baked potato with cheese, hot cocoa and meds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-13T19:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/12/peace-conference-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-12T14:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/10/grandma-the-painter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mountain Cabin</image:title><image:caption>Cabin in the mountains: This one reminds me of where I grew up, in the mountains of Idaho.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys climbing tree</image:title><image:caption>Boys Climbing Tree: I think this is my favorite of Grandma's paintings. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Desert Landscape</image:title><image:caption>Desert Landscape: I particularly like the colors in this.  Grandma always points out the little bit of water in the desert.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T00:42:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/08/oh-yeah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc_3638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isolated G</image:title><image:caption>Grandma spends much of her time in her own world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T16:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/06/sleeping-grandma-breakfast-247/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bfst</image:title><image:caption>Biscuits and sausage gravy, egg, raisin bread , hot cocoa, meds and flowers plucked from our front yard.  Grandma is napping in the background.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T17:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/04/unexpected-kindness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flowers</image:title><image:caption>Grandma enjoys her flowers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T14:49:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/03/grandma-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-03T15:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/04/01/shes-grittin-her-teeth-atcha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_3056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ridiculous Face</image:title><image:caption>Grandma grits her "teeth" at me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_3973.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shots</image:title><image:caption>No Grandmas were harmed in the making of this photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T02:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/29/grandma-enjoys-the-nice-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3617-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_3617-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3613-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glasses  smile</image:title><image:caption>Grandma in her best "I'm a celebrity trying to be incognito" outfit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T01:20:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/27/grandma-on-the-gays-and-dope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_1672.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smilling G</image:title><image:caption>Grandma smiles for the camera.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T02:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/26/sometimes-other-people-say-it-better/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-26T18:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/24/639/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pancakes</image:title><image:caption>Ginger cardamom blueberry pancakes, bacon, hot cocoa, banana strawberry smoothie and meds.  Breakfast of centenarian champions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-24T23:00:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/23/shufflin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleep</image:title><image:caption>Grandma is worn out from the trip to the living room.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-23T17:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/20/carpe-diem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma Sleeps</image:title><image:caption>Grandma Sleeps</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T20:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/19/the-past-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-19T13:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/17/easing-the-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spaceship-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spaceship Toilet</image:title><image:caption>Yesterday I installed this raised toilet seat for Grandma.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T19:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/16/how-grandmas-feeling-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bfast</image:title><image:caption>Idaho Sunrise (egg cooked in baked potato), strawberries and Greek yogurt, hot tea and meds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T04:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/15/fuzzy-wuzzy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pi Pie</image:title><image:caption>The pie I made for 3.14.13.  Raisin pie.  Pretty damn good!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T14:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/14/resilience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3128.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tired</image:title><image:caption>You can see how tired Grandma's eyes are here.  Poor thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma hands3</image:title><image:caption>Grandma complains of the ravages of age.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_3123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hands</image:title><image:caption>Grandma makes a heart.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T15:31:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/12/the-hard-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_1677.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/4157342473_eca587f60c_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hands</image:title><image:caption>Holding Grandma's hand.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T15:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/10/norma-neeley-schmid-some-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Austin and animals</image:title><image:caption>Grandma's only brother, Austin, with his menagerie of animals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6410277395_d873e908ca_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma and kids</image:title><image:caption>Grandma with my aunt Alice and my Mom (Mom is the baby).  This would have been in 1948 or so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6406610573_f4ee2ee61e_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6406607533_1b3b4f32f9_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Class</image:title><image:caption>Granmda's beauty school class.  Grandma is in the center in the back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6402059863_956d1d7763_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted and Norma</image:title><image:caption>This is Grandma and Grandpa in 1939, the year they were married.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T02:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/07/norma-as-the-mother-of-invention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cane Holster 2</image:title><image:caption>The cane holster holds two canes comfortably.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cane Holster</image:title><image:caption>The simple cane holster that I devised using a short poster tube and gaff tape.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T16:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/06/taking-credit-where-credit-is-due/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_2321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>innocence</image:title><image:caption>Would you trust this face?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clock</image:title><image:caption>The one item that I know came from the Kimberly Bank</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Recliner</image:title><image:caption>This did not come from the Kimberly Bank.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TV</image:title><image:caption>This did not come from the Kimberly Bank.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T05:14:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/03/grandma-loves-potatoes-for-breakfast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potato</image:title><image:caption>Roasted egg cooked  in baked potato with pico de gallo, cheese and bacon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potato</image:title><image:caption>Roasted egg cooked  in baked potato with pico de gallo, cheese and bacon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T05:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/05/beauty-skinned-deep-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-07T05:57:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/02/i-found-my-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_27071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_2707</image:title><image:caption>Grandma found her eyes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T19:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/03/01/norma-vogues-for-the-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2729.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and G</image:title><image:caption>Grandma and I.  For some reason, every time I tried to shoot a picture of the two of us she'd grab my face like this.  Guess I'm still a little boy to her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2718.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surprised Gma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma goofing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2693.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Well Lit Gma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma, reflected.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_2686.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pensive Grandma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma strikes a thoughtful pose.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T00:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/28/helping-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HELPING II</image:title><image:caption>Grandma arranged this hat on top of a chair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T16:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/27/give-yourself-permission-to-be-less-than-perfect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_2677.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma looks up</image:title><image:caption>Grandma is bored.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T23:44:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/24/croque-grand-mere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_2662.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_2662</image:title><image:caption>Bread dipped in Egg and Thyme, Gouda, Bacon and Green onion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T18:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/19/the-most-important-meal-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_2504.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The most important meal of the day</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T23:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/04/smiley-breakfast/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-24T23:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/09/happy-grandma-breakfast-237/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breakfast</image:title><image:caption>Baked bacon, egg, cheese, pico and potatoes.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T23:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/17/raspberry-hot-cocoa-pancakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Own Pancake</image:title><image:caption>My own pancake was not quite as amused as Grandma's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raspberry Hot Cocoa Pancakes</image:title><image:caption>Grandma's Brunch:  Raspberry Hot Cocoa Pancakes, bacon, coffee, raspberries and meds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T23:02:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/23/sleeping-grandma-breakfast-184/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breakfast 184</image:title><image:caption>Scrambled eggs, hash browns, salsa, bacon, toast with jam, coffee and meds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T23:01:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/21/i-cant-find-my-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes simple visual reminders are all that are necessary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T20:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/15/to-pee-or-not-to-pee-what-was-the-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_1487.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma and the mirror</image:title><image:caption>Grandma studies herself in the mirror.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_2311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slippers</image:title><image:caption>Grandma's fuzzy pink slippers make a lot of noise at night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-15T21:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/14/be-happy-a-poem-by-norma-schmid/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-14T19:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/12/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0155</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma Goofin'</image:title><image:caption>Grandma enjoys sitting on the front porch.  And goofing for the camera.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cropped-dsc_3467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropped-dsc_3467.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T23:32:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/10/child-of-war-a-poem-by-norma-schmid-1941/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_2268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma's Poet Tree</image:title><image:caption>Grandma reads from her book of poetry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-20T02:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/08/old-snoopy-snoopin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/old-snoopy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Snoopy</image:title><image:caption>Grandma gets into the refrigerator as seen from my  new home office (which has a window into the kitchen).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T03:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/07/i-want-to-go-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grumpy Grandma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma makes her "Grumpy" face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0472-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The horror</image:title><image:caption>Grandma watching TV.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T14:37:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/05/to-my-children-a-poem-by-norma-schmid-1997/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2512</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T00:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/02/03/helping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3761.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HELPING Heart</image:title><image:caption>I came home late one night and Grandma was in bed.  This was left on the table.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Helping! Part 2</image:title><image:caption>Grandma made a dress for the troll doll out of doily and ribbon.  She then arranged the doll with the figurine in front of the clock.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Helping! Wrenches</image:title><image:caption>Here, Grandma has arranged all the wrenches in the house.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T22:02:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/30/no-time-for-a-broken-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hearbreak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hearbreak</image:title><image:caption>My heart is breaking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-06T16:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/31/197/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanging with Grandma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma and I do "duck face".  No, really, that's her version!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3620.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma and I</image:title><image:caption>Grandma and I  hanging out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3879.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken Pot Pies</image:title><image:caption>Chicken Pot Pies are one ne of Grandma's favorites!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T05:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/29/bathtime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bathtime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bathtime</image:title><image:caption>This is actually Grandma goofing while getting her hair washed at the salon, But it sums up how she feels about being asked to take a bath.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T17:42:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/27/norma-in-a-digital-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/norma-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norma in her 20's</image:title><image:caption>This photo was taken in the early 1930's when Grandma would have been in her 20's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T23:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/26/grandmas-got-a-sassy-new-hairdo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc_22521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grandma's new do</image:title><image:caption>Grandma models her new hairdo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T02:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/23/old-snoopy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexual Perversity in Chicago</image:title><image:caption>Artfully staged destruction of Sexual Perversity in Chicago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T02:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/26/when-grandmonsters-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_2699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Grandmonster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-26T20:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/24/did-i-just-yell-at-grandma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>On Scolding Your Elders</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T01:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/21/what-was-i-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc_2156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_2156</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T03:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/20/how-to-live-to-be-100-norma-style/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T17:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rob-and-grandma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob and Grandma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-31T01:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/18/and-then/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-19T08:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com/2013/01/18/13/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-22T06:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://onelshortofnormal.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2014-10-04T23:15:40+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
